So I’ll write what I have to write and then the title. Really how can you make a title un-pretentious?
Anything you say just sounds like you’re being a smart-arse.
Besides, rants are so much fun. I love just writing the first thing that comes into my head.
…Like the fact that some people just can’t travel. Some people can’t camp and some people you actually can’t take anywhere.
We were staying at the house I used to live in, a real isolated coastal rural town. I had some friends who complained about everything. They didn’t like the water. They thought the water tasted bad so they went and bought numerous bottles of water. They complained about the flies, The heat, the wind, the sand. Come on people, just harden up please. People who didn’t like swimming came to this house. The reason we went was because it was a 5 minute walk to the beach.
The town is pretty lonely. It’s the perfect place to think about things. To think about your own life and everything. This kid, so scared of water that he preferred to sit in the hot house for 4 days.
Don’t get me started on people who are obsessed with cleaning and cooking. I told these people not to clean the kitchen because it was already clean and they just keep cleaning.
So you’re trapped in a situation like this; You have to join in on the cleaning otherwise they’ll accuse you of being a poor host.
No I don’t find it quirky that you are verging on ocd with the cleaning.
Stop trying to scrub the marks on my frying pan, thats just the paint you’re scubbing away and you’re putting a hole in my perfectly fine stick-free fry pan. Go clean somewhere else. I like my mess, it’s good for my immune system.
Please don’t expect there to be a “Maccas” in every country town, personally I’m proud that there are no fast-food chains in Lancelin. Stop complaining about the salt when you’re at the damn beach.
If you read this and you are the people I’m talking about, then I’m sorry. But you wouldn’t even let my ride in your car back to Perth and I found that rather offensive after I let you sleep in my bedroom for a week.



